2010 Recollection

As far as I could recall, the first half of 2010 was really uneventful. Whenever I tried to recall this half of the year, practically nothing much will surface to my head.

Only recollection was of a flashback which many people were singing to me under the balcony with the music of a Ukulele in the background, a cake, a lighter and alot of noise, more singings.

Thank you, my friends.

As for the next half of the year, what I could remember looked something like this:


If I tried thinking harder, they will look like these:





And that's exactly how I spent my 2010.

Good job.

Worst Decision 2010

Dear Mahorela

Like every other year, you've made both good and bad decisions, also, the really stupid decisions which are so stupid that they cannot be classified under either of the categories.

But I digressed, cause we're gonna talk about the bad decisions today. Or to be precise, the worst one I made this year.

The worst decision you've made this year is not, to pin your hopes on a one-sided love affiar.

The worst decision you've made this year is not, to enter a rebound relationship right after that failed one-sided love pursuit.

The worst decision you've made this year is also, not the night when you chose to hit Supper Club.

The worst decision you've made this year is to get an iPhone 4.



This palm-sized monster is nothing but trouble. And StarHub is NOT helping at all.

When I first got it, I went back home and synced it with my desktop. I tried to update it to the latest 4.2 firmware and the next thing that happened was this:





















iPhone 4 recovery mode.

So, I went back to StarHub the very next day. 2 hours queue, 1 hour of repair attempt, another 45 minutes of queue, repair attempt and "new" phone replacememt, it all happened accordingly and you do the math on how long did it took. During the "new" phone replacement, they had to replace me with 3 different "new" phones before they got it right.

That very moment, I know I'm screwed.

True indeed, exactly 5 days later when I synced it again, POOF! Back to recovery mode again!!!

Was there again yesterday, slight improvement, took 2.5 hours to get it all done. Only took them 1 "new" phone replacement.

But guess what today? Well, people, you don't even need to try. You should know. And I'm stuck with him for this monster for the next 2 years.


FML.

ps. Why is it a "new" phone you ask? Cause they ain't new at all, they are faulty old iPhones which people sent back to StarHub and StarHub sent them back to somewhere which in turn, that somewhere repair it and send it back as "new" iPhones to us.

Busiest Month Since June

Funtime with Google Map

‎1. Go to Google Maps.



2. Go to "Get Directions".



3. Type 'Taiwan' as the start location.



4. Type 'China' as the end location.



5. Click "Get Directions".





















6. Read STEP 24 of the directions.





Let's all drop by China one day via Taiwan.

November's Departure

Before you know it, November's coming to an end.



Before I know it, some people had already left.





















It's never pleasant to bid anyone farewell. But thanks to them, you know who are the ones that are willing to stay.





















Well, at least, for now.

3 Days MC

This is great, just great.

Of all time, now?

The MRT and Superpowers

Today, I took a train for the very first time since eons.



And it sucked.

It is NOT a good idea to take trains during peak hours. Trust me, it's a really really bad idea.



Yeah, that's why. And guess what's more?

















Fat asses, that's my problem.

There was this really fat, oily and sweaty bastard who somehow managed to squeeze his fat ass right into this sardined cabin despite knowing his mere existence would jeopardize the very lives of those who happen to stand near him.

And I was the very person that stood right next to him. He didn't like, stand standing. He stood with his right arm raised high, holding onto the ceiling and armpit right in my face with a 1mm distance.



Yeah, something like that. But at least, the woman in the picture had the option to turn her head away from the dark side of the force, but I had none. It was so bloody crammed that I could hardly move an inch. There came to a point which I could literally took no more of his black forest that I yelled "Do you mind?! I could hardly breathe here!"

The next thing he did was that he started squeezing his shoulders repeatedly. Then he proceeded to shrink to the size of an ant while realeasing two robotic arms from the back of his armor and activating his jet pack.

He turned into Ant Man.





















The only thing that actually happened in the above paragraph is the part which he "started squeezing his shoulders repeatedly". The way he does it make it seems like it's the ultimate solution to obesity and that he really had size-changing superpowers.

What the fcuk is wrong with ya, fatty?!

And also, what happened to that fine for overcrowded trains? Oh right, it was a hefty sum of SGD100 for a company that makes 42 million dollars in just first Quarter of 2009 alone, 0.00024% of that profit. That's so gonna make a difference.

Well then, can I too, suggest passing a bill about letting passengers "sparta" fat asses(who assume that they are slim enough or have superpowers to fit themselves into an already loaded train, endangering innocent lives) right outta the train into the pit of death.



It will probably work out alot better than the fine SMRT is issued.

This trip really reminds me of why I haven't been taking the train lately. SMRT is FML.

Fake Enthusiasm

Swenson Poster Boy's enthusiasm is faker than my orgasm.

Appreciation

I love my friends, really. God has been quite a bitch to me, but at least, s/he gave me my friends.

Love you all.

Vibrating Mascara Win

Now everything can vibrate.

CollegeHumor Spoofs

Inception Ending Extended


The A (B or C) Team


Inception Characters Don't Understand Inception


Everybody I follow is not updating anymore, this is really demoralizing my blogging interest...

Imma Professional Bum

Mahorela's reeeaaally lazy these days, so lazy that this blog isn't getting any action.

Can't blame me, but that trip back from Hell sure strip me of all my life energy.

Zzz.

Sian-ed.

Anyways, here's a sexy picture of my new lover:























Joseph Gordon-Levitt

You may remember him from drama series like "3rd Rock from the Sun" or movies like "500 Days of Summer" and the recent blockbuster "Inception". And he's hot. Really hot.

Oh whatever.

I'm reallly at the peak of my sian-ness.

Zzz.

I'm still alive!

I smell a bad movie.

And yes people, I'm back. But first, I gotta apologize for accidentally deleting some of you guys' comments while I was in Neverland. Well, let's just said the Great Fire Wall of Neverland outsmart me and something screwed up in between. Anyways, now that I'm settled, more updates coming soon. Until then! =D

Yaaawn

It's been a while...



Where ma bitches at?

Belated Birthday Wish

I said I'll never forget, and I never did.

They say to never look back, never regret.

But I already know you're the biggest regret I'll ever have.

Happy Birthday.

35 Randoms On My Mind

1.Deal, I'll be waiting for the 26th of February.

2.Where's my apple strudel?!

3.Pick a date for the shisha and drinking session... fast!

4.Karma, you know it's karma.

5.I want my Vienna.

6.Cbk, pang-seh-ed me. You good.

7.Why no one want go zoo...?

8.Why people submit on the 19th, you must drag till 22nd?

9.Why everybody else is busy having exams and I'm done with my stuffs?! Teehee.

10.If you're guilty, shouldn't you be nicer to me now?

11.Your birthday is gonna be here soon.

12.I still don't know what I need to get and where we should be shopping at.

13.You need to grow up soon cause we can't always be on the lookout for you.

14.I look forward to meeting you and your brownie(s), more to the latter.

15.I don't wanna go there.

16.Sex ≠ Love, vice versa, Love ≠ Sex.

17.Now who taught me on what was written above?

18.Steamboat like we always used to? You dudes don't have an option.

19.You better make sure that we hit a club on the coming Wednesday.

20.I'm hungry.

21.It's coming soon, what am I to do after serving time?

22.You whorish slut. I don't need him to tell me and I predict that you're gonna feign ignorance.

23.This Valentine sucks.

24.Till now, we haven't met up.

25.Bring me to a tour around your area before you head to Vietnam.

26.I wonder, why haven't you message me since November...

27.If you're the one delivering me the full body massage, I rather not.

28.I need to borrow winter wear and books from anyone who's willing to lend.

29.I just realized that I'm of nephew to someone older than me by a year old.

30.3 more months and I'm a Godmother again.

31.Somebody loves you and seems like you have a rather broad market afterall.

32.Didn't think that you're gonna be less screwed up after all these years and I'm right.

33.If I die there, please remember that I was once, a part of your memories.

34.This entry is fake and gay.

35.Of all, to that Jackass out there:



Keep on sucking!

Gifts From 09

Note: Guess what, people? I almost forgot I had a blog until someone said the word "Mahorela" in my presence... Still, Happy Lunar New Year and Single Awareness Day everyone, what a SAD day. FML.
Dear readers, it's officially the first day of Chinese New Year and you people sure know what I'm gonna talk about.

Yes, you guessed it. I'm gonna talk about what happened during last year's Christmas.



Oh boy, last year's Christmas was epic. It was the Christmas among all the other Christmas(es) which I had received the most number of gifts from my beloveds. Thanks for spreading the joy of giving.

Some were simple and sweet.


Some were mystical and glowy.


Some were extravagant and luxurious.


Some were useful and practical.


Some were... exceptional and outstanding(no pun intended).


And when I say "some", I meant some.

There was a grand total of 3 assholes who gave me condoms as my Christmas gift for 2009.

Dudes, when you present such gifts to innocent, innocent me, I've no idea how could I put it to good use. I can use them as how I suppose they're used in my purest mind.


I think my mum's gonna love these shower caps.

But I'm still kinda curious on how exactly these condoms look like as I've never seen one in my life ever before. Ha.





















Thanks for spreading the LOVE, guys.

And I opened the biggest box and took a peep.


Nothing too interesting though, looks just like packaged candies.

But why's there only 6 of them?

Shouldn't there be 12 of it as stated in the package?!

Give me used condoms. THANK YOU HOR, GUYS.

Anyways, today happens to be Valentine's Day, who needs free condoms? Oh, it's Lunar New Year too? Forget it.

Channel 8 Vivo Countdown Party 2010 (Part 2)

Whispers: The unspoken rule that kept you and I apart even when your life is in danger. Wish you well.
I'm dedicating this post to all you buggers out there who shall no longer be a civilian for the next two years, starting this Friday. Don't die inside hor.

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To reflect upon my previous entry, I felt really bad. Mediacorp artists are no professional dancers afterall and I should not have been so critical towards their dance moves.

Nah, just kidding.

They dance bad and that's a fact. But speaking about professionalism, wouldn't those backup dancers they hired, dance better? Let's take that guy who danced while Fann Wong was singing as an example.

His dance moves were sleek.

The Bowling Dance

He started off spinning...


and he spins.


and spins...


and spins...

And ooops...


I hope nobody saw that as he quickly and clumsily regained his position, pretending as though nothing ever happened...



And he continued to spin...


and spin...


and suddenly, he ran towards Fann Wong

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AND HUMP HER?!

Oh wait! No, it isn't just any humping!

This is the legendary 1000 Year Heavenly Peacock Hump Fire Phoenix Sacred Dance?! Oh mi gosh, it's been lost in the Jiang Hu for so many years! Damn, nobody can beat this master, EVER!


After performing the legendary dance move on Fann Wong, he is now using his Qing Gong to literally, jump over the moon in celebration of it.

Woah, this guy, power. Must make him my Shifu. This is precisely what what I love about Channel 8 Countdown Parties, every year also got Crouching Tigers Hidden Dragons.

Dude, remember my tickets for the 2011 countdown!