27 January 2009

Happy Niu Year!

Happy New Year people! There sure is many New Years within a year in our Asian society eh? There's the New Year in every 1st of January... Then there's the Chinese New year like now... Okay, maybe not alot. But still, one more than the Caucasians, ha!

So, for Ang Moh(Caucasians) beginners, you need to know that every Lunar New Year is the year of one animal from the Chinese zodiacs. In order of sequence, there's the rat, ox, tiger rabbit, dragon, snake, horsem ram, monkey, rooster, dog and pig. This year, it's the Year of the Ox.

Frankly speaking, people like me can't really tell the difference between a cow, bull, cattle or an ox. Or was there a difference in the first place?


Beah?

One thing for sure which I know of is that a/an cow/bull/cattle/ox will all eventually end up as something call the beef.



In fact, the first thing I could think of at the moment I was told that it was the Year of the Ox was:


Ikea Swedish Meatballs

Mmmm... Year of the Ox...







Sure, Year of the Beef Ox... Happy 牛(Ox) Year everyone!

20 January 2009

Phrase of the Year

One fine Saturday, we went Funan the IT Mall.

We saw the God of Fortune.



We got Eugene his one year belated birthday gift.



We conducted the "Fat Interview".



We were mesmerized by Jin Yang's "TV set".



We ate Pizza.



We ate Geláre food.



We used up our Geláre vouchers.



We learned a new phrase of the year from Yuan Shan.



Eugene: What ice-cream you want?
Yuan Shan: I want [insert flavour].
Eugene: Then you want cone one or cup one?

Yuan Shan's reply was:

Coone-Cuup


Repeat after me, it's "Cooon-Kaaap".

So, how do you even use this word? Ever heard of Pokémon?



You know how the Pokémon, Pikachu communicates?



Yeah, you use it just the way Pikachu does with "Pikachu". But only, it's Thai.









Last of all, we got thanked by Eugene for the birthday gift too!



ps. Kind of an inside joke.

15 January 2009

Stop losing your stuffs.

I need to...

Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs. Stop losing my stuffs.

STOP LOSING MY HAIRPINS, KEYS, PENCIL CASE, WALLET, HANDPHONE, LAPPIE AND TAMPONS!!!

Today, it's the 7th time since last year. Darn it!

And thank you, random stranger(**** 8024) for returning my stuffs. Bless be!

13 January 2009

O Level: 2008

YES! I've finally remembered whose Birthday I've forgotten. It was Goh Wei Jie's! So yeah, a very very very belated Happy 18th Birthday to Wei Jie, the man and his muscles.

Anyways, yesterday was the day that I was expecting to dread a year ago but it turned out better than I thought. In short, it's the Os' results day. And I've known quite a handful of boys and girls from this batch.

Majority of those that I know, did pretty well. An average of 12 points(L1 R4) among these fellows? Congrats, my AV girls(no, it isn't what you're thinking)!

But sadly enough, there were a few who did way below their own expectations. All I could say to them is; work out Plan B now, NOW! Hell yes, I'm talking about you! Stop behaving like it's the end of the world even though it feels like it. You can't go on wasting your life. Don't even try to escape reality, it won't work. Cause all your problems are gonna come back down craching your life sooner or later.

Hmmm, I could just wash my hands off you if not for...

Just, fcuking start living your life now! And trust me, when I say it wouldn't last cause he's a &@#$% !

It isn't a curse, it isn't a prophecy, it isn't an opinion. It's a fact.

12 January 2009

January Born

Let's see, who's birthday is in this month. There's...

Sae Cheong's 20th Birthday on the 2nd.

Kah Ho's 18th Birthday on the 5th.

Keh Lim's 18th Birthday on the 10th.

Xi Ming's 18th Birthday on the 11th.

The 12th... Oh, forget it.

But somehow, I've got this very bad feeling that I had forgotten about somebody's Birthday...

Anyways, wish you all a freaking happy birthday like how I had wished you all a freaking happy birthday last year, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

ps. Kitty over at icanhascheezburger.com also wishes you all a Happy Birthday!

09 January 2009

First Love

And I was saying that I talking about Jia Yi and her filming.



Oh gosh, the video is out on her blog.



Jia Yi and Daryl, you're gonna be a big hit, literally!


04 January 2009

What Happened in 08

It's has been 4 days since 2009. I'm still suffering from some hangover. Just ccouldn't believe that a year had already passed. Although 08 wasn't the best time of my life, but as compared to the previous recent years, it was a great breakthrough and I could say that I'm overall, happy with what I had done.

In the year 2008, I...

... watched the most number of movies I had ever watched in cinemas.



... had developed immunity to horror movies, games and stuffs.


Hotel 626


Rec

... broke up.

... patched up.

... eventually, broke up.

... set foot into museums on my own accord.





... can't believe I had a crush on a very scheming jerk.

... learned how to ride a bicycle(thanks!).

... own a laptop.



... got a new phone!

... went back to Thailand since I last did decades ago.





... got addicted to real life shopping. Therefore, grounded myself.

... then, got addicted to online shopping.

... bought something which I swore I'd never buy.



... went to the Zoo for the most number of time a year.









... screwed up somebody's face.


I didn't photoshop this, ask him.

... actually ate organic food(sponsored by Andy).



... fell in love with Edward(not the drinking buddy, the one in Twilight).



... made a temple my hangout place.



... still hasn't received any roses from a member of the opposite gender on Valentine's day even though I had a date. What the fcuk?!

... met a property agent who's a real joker.



... earned new friendships, rebuilt lost ones and ofcourse, dropped those who isn't worth being offered my friendship.








... made new enemies.



Gotta thank all those people who made my 2008 an enjoyable year. Especially those friends who had to endure my rantings, swearings, phone calls in the middle of the night, random violence and second hand smoke. Without you people, how could I ever go on?

And to those who takes pleasure in screwing up my life, you'll get your desserts soon enough. Begging for mercy isn't gonna help when retribution's here.

New Year resolution?

Silkier hair, more money, bigger boobs, taller height, clearer skin, happier life! =D

One more thing, I'd rather have only one nice dude loving me than having a bunch of incompatible guys. More importantly, no more jerks please.