02 October 2009

Coco Before Chanel

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE REVIEW!
Gotta spell that out loud before I lose half of my readers. But since there's some people a person who likes my reviews...





















This is a poster of the movie "Coco Before Chanel". The poster looks cool. You see Coco Chanel wearing her million-dollar Ah Ma looking pyjamas, getting ready for bed. Well, nothing's wrong. At least not until I saw this on the papers:



Oh my gosh, did you see that? No?





















Coco Chanel is holding a pen which looks like a cigar?! What the Hell is wrong with you, MDA! It's okay if you don't wanna let Ms Chanel smoke, but why are you replacing it with a cigar-pen?! Doesn't that beat the purpose of taking the cigarette away? And what the hell can she be doing with a pen when she's going to bed? Well, Mahorela thinks that she have got a better idea than MDA. Don't let Coco hold a thing at all!





















Oh wait, she looks like she's pointing her middle finger. No wonder MDA doesn't leave it that way. See, the gah-men very considerate after all! Let's brain storn what else can she be doing before actual bed time.

Based on Mahorela's experience, a few things can happen.

First, she can be listening to some music before slumbering.





















Yes, she should be holding on to an Ipod Shuffle that is sleek in design, most complimentary for avant-garde women with a keen sense for design and fashion. Best of all, it only cost ninty-nine dollars and ninty-nine cents!

Or perhaps, she may have forgotten to brush her teeth and is too lazy to when she realized it.





















Wrigley's Doublemint Chweing gum is not only meant for your snacking purpose, trust me.

But maybe, she is in the mood for what Sims 2 would put it, some WooHoo time and that no one else is available to WooHoo with...





















Hello Kitty Vibrator, up to USD100 on Ebay!

Mahorela is not available to comment on this. *cough cough*

But I still suspect that the MDA prefers Ms Chanel to hold onto something nation-building. Something more approporaite. Something more Singapore...





















Coco Chanel playing with NDP 2008 fun-pack item before bed.

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