Ghostly Encounter @ The Lift

Amitābha, I've had an encounter today, the spiritual ones. And I ain't talking about those spiritual encounters with Virgin Mary on a toast.























I'd be glad if that were to really happen. It'd at least fetch me a SGD5000. But what happened today, ain't gonna worth my celebration.

How it all started:

4pm, lesson dismissal. Classroom situated at the third storey of the block. Chloe and I left before everyone else did(we're always the first to arrive, the first to leave). Then, we headed to the nearest lift situated within this block and took it.

The horror:

Chloe hit the lift button and the door closed while we were happily chatting about random stuffs. Nothing seemed wrong. Not until I've noticed that it's been taking us almost forever to reach the ground floor. Usually, it takes mere 10-15 seconds to get to level 1 from level 3 and that 15 seconds had already passed as we spoke.

Then, I spotted on the screen that we were still at level 3. Chloe noticed that too after I've pointed it out to her. She started hitting on the level 1 button continuously. The lift resumed moving again.

All of a sudden, it stopped with a violent jerk. And the problem is, the lift stopped right at level 2 when it wasn't supposed to! When I say it wasn't supposed to, I don't mean that it stopped at that storey when we didn't hit the number 2 button. The lift wasn't programmed to take at level 2 at all!

After that violent jerk, it remained stationery for a few seconds before it brought us back to level 3 again. Chloe then, dragged me along and walked very swiftly back to the classroom where we had just left.

Guess what? I used to love to joke about re-enacting that particular spine chilling scene from "The Eye(《见鬼》)". The one with the lead actress spotting Grandpy in a lift?

And it turned out that Grandpy wasn't human.



Gosh, it came true to us to a certain extent. Creepy.

As to why would I say that this is a ghost encounter would be, because... Let's say I have my ways with things. The only event which I'm glad to have not happend was that the door of the lift didn't open when it stopped at level 2. If it did, I'm so not wondering and looking forward to know who we shall meet at that level.

Ju-on Boy?



Leatherface?


















Patrick?














Woosh. The third one is true horror.

He doesn't agree

Baron said I suck as he doesn't agree with my "masturbation" post. We had a hot debate about it just a few minutes ago. In case you ain't sure what it is, it's this post.

Thus, he had demanded me to clarify things for the sake of all "man-kind":

"Mind you, not all men masturbates. Like me, I don't do it. It's for those weaklings that doesn't have a life. Those who are strong don't masturbate, they just come. Like me, I climax without masturbating."

Oh, hoho. My mistake, I didn't know there were still those stronger ones out there who does it handsfree. Must have reached the highest level of masturbation!

Temptation

"Temptation is the fire that brings up the scum of the heart." - William Shakespeare

Indeed, the scum of my heart had been brought up.

Temptations are indeed, hard to resist. Especially when your predicament provides you the perfect alibi to succumb to it.

Failure of Adam and Eve's resistance against temptation.

My dear, I fear.

My fall, to thy near.

Men and Masturbation

Azrael and Mahorela(me,duh) was talking about some serious stuffs a while ago. No, it ain't about death(Azrael = Archangel of Death) nor darkness(Mahorela = Heaven of Darkness) this time. But, about some really embarassing moments in life.

This is when Azrael started narrating his tale of extreme embarrassment; he was caught by his mum and sis when he was jacking off in his room while watching porn.

That's a good one.

I don't know about him. I mean, I was never really caught watching porn. But yeah, it could be one of the most disturbing memory in his life I would say.

Then, it led me to remember a conversation which happened not too long ago.

Me: Eh, have you masturbated before?
Guy: No, I've never done so.
Girl A: Really meh?
Me: I don't believe it.
Guy: Really, I'm a Christian.
Girl A, Girl B: ...
Me: It doesn't link. So what if you're a Christian?
Guy: Then I believe I shouldn't do that.
Me: But...
Guy: I'm going to the Gents.

Then, that led me to another reminiscence of another conversation which dated further back than this.

Hao Xun: If a guy tells you that he had never masturbated, he's lying.
Kie Wu: Yeah! That's so true.
Me: How could you be so sure?
Xun, Kie Wu: ...

Haha, guess we know why could they be so sure about it. Then and again, I could vividly recall back yet another conversation...

Vincent: I don't know about this faith thing, cause alot of Christian boys I know do masturbate...
Me: Including you?
Vincent: Haha, I'm so innocent and pure... Yes, I do and don't believe it when a guy says he's never played with himself. He's either lying, or he isn't a real man.

Good job, Vincent. I agree. How could a guy not masturbate? Biologically and scientifically speaking, men who are physically, sexually and emotionally sound do require some form of comfort to satisfy their buring desire for sex. And that "some form of comfort" is usually masturbation by themselves if they don't have a sex partner when "the need" arises.



Thus, guys who claim that they had never done it are either lying or having some trouble with themselves, sexually, physically or emotionally. Argh, I think I shouldn't be commenting on this any further. It's awkward to, haha. And here's the proof:

Crude Humour

Gosh, my sense of humour is getting cruder each day. And the target victims are getting more random too.

Today it's him:































Picture has been censored to protect the identity of the victim.

I don't know if I'm going too far. If I am, tell me directly will you? And if I did, I'm really sorry... really.

But hey, I'm still hurt ya? Entertain me by letting me entertain others, will you?

小心有报应！

前几天就做了个恶梦，有了个不祥的预兆。不是我平时不做恶梦。而是此次梦里梦见了我讨厌的人。

今天搭巴士的路途中果然遇见了位我最不想看见的人。

犯贱的女人。

我们在“聊天”的整个过程里，她这贱女人老在我伤口上撒盐。请不要告诉我说她是无意的。近来在我身上所发生的事只有几个人得知。肯定是有人通风报信她才得知这一切。真不明白我到底与你结了什么仇恨。

不过，我还得恭喜你现在过得还那么幸福，那么快乐。我到想看看这老天到底有没有眼，让你嚣张到何时！

幸灾乐祸之者必有报应。

Why do I not blog much about my life?

A question has been posted to me as to why my blog is filled with post which addresses my random interest, random mocking-at-people-post or etc. Yeah, why, you asked?

That's simply because of a belief that I hold unto:

Blogging about school life, work life, or basically about stuffs happening and people in your life is instant suicidal cast upon yourself.

Well, it least it applies to me.

I'm no Xia Xue who doesn't mind people's opinion about how she thinks. I'm just not brave enough to fully expose my mind to all of you out there. As I believe there are still limitations to what one can or should say in the world of blogging.

In another words:

Certain thoughts are best kept to yourself instead of mindlessly unleashing them upon others as the impact of your words may have the potential of scarring another's life or emotional state, indefinitely.

Yes, one may say another could have not read your blog since she or he doesn't like what you're blogging about. And I would say, stop being naive. It's near impossible that in this age, news about yourself being uploaded onto the internet doesn't travel to your ears when there are thousands and millions of other people reading about them.

However, at the end of the day, I wouldn't dare say that I'm one who doesn't hurt with my words because rules are meant to be broken. And, the temptation of sharing with the world about those beings or matters that irks the hell outta you is simply too alluring to be ignored. There are just too many things that you hate and wish the world to hate with you to blog about.

Still, we are to frequently observe the actions we chose to take, the entries we choose to post and be prepared to face the music when it is being played.

Be a blogger, be a responsible one.

Eyebrow Trip

During my last very short holidays, the Shopaholic Gang made their way to shape their eyebrows...

10am

Jia Yi: Hello? Oi! Where are you?!

Me: Ehm... Oh, ehm... Coming soon... Very soon...

10.32am

Jia Yi: Oi... I'm at the Lido there liao, where are you?!

Me: En route, en route...

Jia Yi: HUH?!

Me: *Hangs call*

11.07pm

Me: Yo!!! Hi, hi, hi!

Jia Yi: ...

Me: Where's Wan Fen?

Jia Yi: Not here yet.

Me: ...

11.42am

At Mos Burger, Lido.

Jia Yi: Are you trying to take my picture?

Me: Oh, no no.

Jia Yi: Hmmm...































Jia Yi doesn't know that her picture is being taken... yet.

Me: Oh look over there. Why the heck is that woman flashing her camera at us?!































Biatch whom immediately kept her camera when she spotted us staring at her.

Jia Yi: Where's Wan Fen?!

12.24pm

Wan Fen: Ah! I'm sorry! Did we miss the Browhaus appointment at 12pm?

Me: Yes, we did.

Thus, we went loitering around, seeking high and low for substitue eyebrow stylists. Bobbi Brown, Shu Uemura and Kose all rejected us on the pretext of, "Sorry, appointment only." Great. Eventually we figured out that Lido's Isetan was no place for us and we moved on to Far East Plaza. Did some eyebrow trimming which cost a whopping $16. Results not guaranteed, unsatisfaction probability.

Like most girls do when they stepped into Far East Plaza, we did the same by window shopping around. Until, we spotted this coming season's hippest hairdo:































Forget about the Rihana bob, it's so last season. Try the showercap-do!

Again, like most girls do when they stepped into Far East Plaze, we did the same by cam-whoring. But, thing's different when they have me around.



First failed attempt.

Yeah, that's right. back-cam-whoring. Woot. Another new term brought to you by www.mahorela.blogspot.com! Splendid!































Second failed attempt.































Most successful attempt.



Synchronized Photography.

Oh ho, I'm loving it(my back)!

Models specializing in back photography for hire, anyone?

No updates yet

It's been a while since I've updated. A lot has happened. Two deaths and a broken heart. What more to say?

Gonna update when I have the mood to.

Shameless man on the loose.

Some guy was shamelessly self-proclaiming that he is one of the hottest guy ever existed. I don't know. He may be a model but I ain't recognizing that nasty attitude of his as someone really hot would potray.

He's even got the cheeks to post an entry on his blog, alleging that he is "God's gift to women kind".



Oh, please, Kenny Sia is hotter than you.


























Kenny Sia.

You gotta know one thing: If you're God's gift to women, then I'm God's gift to men!



Mahorela is now, officially, God's gift to men...

And so can you be one!

Just copy and paste the above photo to your blog, friendster or whatever. Then, tah-dah! You're now officially a "God's gift to [insert opposite gender]" too!

Gift, my foot. Phui!