What is "Silent Break"?

Today, a friend asked; what's a "silent break"? She had innocently assumed that it was a break that is taken silently without consent and anybody's knowledge, aka "eat snake".

No girl, that's not the silent break we were talking about.

A "silent break" is actually a synonym for a "silent breakup". For those who still don't understand the term, it explicitly means a breakup which is initiated silently and without the consent of another party of a relationship.

















What goes on in a "silent break" is that the initiating party of the relationship will perform a silent treatment on the receiving party, usually lasting for a week to a month, usually. It is until the receiving party realizes the fact that he or she is being given the silent treatment and will he/she then realize another fact; he/she has just been served a "silent break".

However it times, the silent treatment period may take less than a week to achieve completion. And that in turn, speeds up the silent breakup process.

Thus boys and girls, now you learn a new term; the silent break.

At The Moment

Life has been smooshed recently.


But I still have you, for now.


"you"

=}

Priorities

I'm not the priority in your life, I know. Oh well, go tend to your businesses then. I shall merry on my own.

At least, my acquaintances do better than you in letting me find solace in them. Dangit, perhaps I made the wrong choice afterall.

Hit-and-Run Vacation

Time flies, and my near 3 months vacation is coming to an end tonight. If I were told to give one word to describe this holiday, it would be this:

ACCIDENTAL

Nothing went according to plan and I guess there wasn't a plan to begin with. Almost every event that went on during then was accidental. I wouldn't call them surprises though cause a surprise is meant for something pleasant. Neither would I call them dramas cause those are meant to address negative issues, at least in my contect.

To simply put it, this vacation felt like a car accident. Not just any car accident. But a hit-and-run accident.

First, I was just standing there, minding my business, expecting nothing.

















Then, somebody kicked me onto the middle of an expressway.

















Eventually, a car drove into my face.

















As you can guess, it ran over me.

















Finally, it drove off and never came back.


















Not that the vacation was as bad as a car accident, it's just that everything happened so fast that I didn't believe it happened and when it's over, it's over too soon. But at least, I knew they happened. =D

I'm not too ready to go back to school though, but I have to, cause the holiday had already sped off. I'll always be waiting for another car to ram over me. And I don't think that car is coming anytime till December.

Must-watch movies before the holidays end!

Randomness: I miss Wild Boar!

Dangit, 5 more days left for now. And what better to do than watch movies? Probably hangout with friends, club, bar, play a sport, learn an art, fly kite, picnic, travel...

So many more interesting things to do than "geekily" watch a movie!

Yeah, watch movie, best activity to complete when you have no more time left to idle around. Mahorela caught a few movie this month and boy, they were all pretty decent to spectaculate! Here are 3 damn good movie that you should watch before this holiday ends.

The Ugly Truth




















This movie stars Spartan guy in "300" and doctor-who-tio-cancer in Grey's Anatomy.

To summarize this movie: This is a movie about very short dialogues between characters about sex puns, sex lingos, sex talk and sex itself with a much predictable ending.

So do you even think I like this sort of movies with very shallow moral values?

The infamous "Remote-controlled Vibrator" scene.

Yes, I fcuking love it!

Overall, "The Ugly Truth" is a pleasantly witty movie about the topic of dating and sex. But don't attempt to watch if you don't know what words like "puns" and "lingos" meant. To simply put it, don't watch it if you speak bad English, you ain't gonna get the jokes.

Accident




















To summarize this movie: A very emo movie with a very emo male lead leading an emo lifestyle of stalking people and suspecting everyone in the block of attempting to murder him. Emo ending.

Don't watch "Accident" if you're in a bad mood, psychotic, paranoid or simply, a stalker. If you watch it in a bad mood, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're psychotic, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're paranoid, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're stalking someone, you're gonna get a level up in your stalking skills with newly added stalking methods.













But then and again, worth the watch for normal dudes like me. *cough*

Phobia 2




















Ha! I'm not gonna say much about this cause I'm gonna dedicate an entry to it as soon as time allow. But the bottom line is, YOU MUST WATCH PHOBIA 2!

It's goddamn scarier than the first and also, funnier!

Last One Week

I hate it.



Just when the party is getting started, my time is up.

One damn week more and I'm back to ground zero. I just wish that the party had started a little earlier than now...

But hmmm, the time of its commencement, was it too early? Maybe that's the reason behind why... Hmmm.

I'm confused.

Coco Before Chanel

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE REVIEW!
Gotta spell that out loud before I lose half of my readers. But since there's some people a person who likes my reviews...





















This is a poster of the movie "Coco Before Chanel". The poster looks cool. You see Coco Chanel wearing her million-dollar Ah Ma looking pyjamas, getting ready for bed. Well, nothing's wrong. At least not until I saw this on the papers:



Oh my gosh, did you see that? No?





















Coco Chanel is holding a pen which looks like a cigar?! What the Hell is wrong with you, MDA! It's okay if you don't wanna let Ms Chanel smoke, but why are you replacing it with a cigar-pen?! Doesn't that beat the purpose of taking the cigarette away? And what the hell can she be doing with a pen when she's going to bed? Well, Mahorela thinks that she have got a better idea than MDA. Don't let Coco hold a thing at all!





















Oh wait, she looks like she's pointing her middle finger. No wonder MDA doesn't leave it that way. See, the gah-men very considerate after all! Let's brain storn what else can she be doing before actual bed time.

Based on Mahorela's experience, a few things can happen.

First, she can be listening to some music before slumbering.





















Yes, she should be holding on to an Ipod Shuffle that is sleek in design, most complimentary for avant-garde women with a keen sense for design and fashion. Best of all, it only cost ninty-nine dollars and ninty-nine cents!

Or perhaps, she may have forgotten to brush her teeth and is too lazy to when she realized it.





















Wrigley's Doublemint Chweing gum is not only meant for your snacking purpose, trust me.

But maybe, she is in the mood for what Sims 2 would put it, some WooHoo time and that no one else is available to WooHoo with...





















Hello Kitty Vibrator, up to USD100 on Ebay!

Mahorela is not available to comment on this. *cough cough*

But I still suspect that the MDA prefers Ms Chanel to hold onto something nation-building. Something more approporaite. Something more Singapore...





















Coco Chanel playing with NDP 2008 fun-pack item before bed.

The Three Meetings At The Fabric Field

A year ago, I guess,
I came across him, hunting with
The white Flame at the Fabric Field.
My yearning was worth the sacrifice.

A month after, I garner,
I came unto he, procuring with
The same Old Flame at the Fabric Field.
My agony was worth the sacrifice.

A day ago, I gasp,
I came upon you
Browsing with-
Unfamiliarity?
My sacrifice was frittered,
The Galling.

All for vain.
The lamb lies bereft of life
Atop Baphomet's Altar.

You had literally, flushed all the sufferings I had endured for your sake into the great wide drain. Or was I to begin with, foolish enough to offer such help when you pleaded not for my aid? Ha. I should have done what I ought to do and not do what I should have done not. At the end of the day, you're neither hers, nor mine.

I still hope you're happy, Shawn. And YY, how are you?