Festive Season

Happy, Merry Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, Boxing Day to all my biatches out there(damn, boy, you making me talking like a ghetto biatch now)!

Anyways, just to thank those people that made this festive celebration possible. Well, this Christmas felt kind of "hmmm". There was fun, certainly there was.

But not everything was planned beforehand and some events just went out of hands, and a little messy to be precise. But well, Buck said that we all have to accept the changing times around us and that every Christmas will make everyone feel different.

Indeed Buck, indeed.

So far in my life, I would say that this Christmas is the most random Christmas EVER.

ps. Updates up in a few days' time, I'm having a reeeeaaaaaally bad hangover now. Merry X'mas!

Ho Ho Whore

Raves after raves, parties after parties.



The hole you've punched through my chest, I'm just trying to fill it up with false indulgences.

Iron Man 2 Official Trailer

Have you seen this:



Woah. You cannot imagine the excitment in me right now.


Iron Man/Tony Stark.


Blacklash.


Nick Fury.





















Black Widow!


WAR MACHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMFG! Iron Man 2, out in 2010, who's in with me?

Count Down to Term Break

Today is day 6. Mans that I will have to live pass 5 more days to term break. Whenever there's a term break, what comes before is that pile of projects laying on my desk.

Yes, yes. I've been procrasinating and I'm not ashamed of it. Not that I'm proud but just that, who doesn't? Maybe a workaholic. I'm not one, so I procrasinate.

And just wanna thanks those around me for their kind understanding and support. Here's a list of them:

The one that provides - Giver
The one who is physically abused - Punch Bag
The one who is physically abused and verbally abused - Victim
The one that hears rants - Shoutout Box
The one that hugs - Huggies
The one that "settles" issues - Fighter
The one that settles issues - Solver
The ones that always leave comments - Commenters
The one that eats dinner with me - Diner
The ones that drink with me every Friday - Friday Concluders
The ones that always encourage me on MSN - Inspirational Spammers

Perhaps I missed a few, sorry. But don't worry, deep in my heart I still thank you guys.

This post has got nothing entertaining to provide. Make do with these videos I found while procrasinating:







Okay, I'll try getting back to work now. Try is the keyword.

ps. One of my top commenter has gone to Japan, don't forget to bring me back my Japanese boyfriend. Have fun~!

Goodbye My Lover

It's been only a while since we've got together but it had to end so soon. Before I finally let you go, there are things I would like you to know.

The very first instance of meeting you, I knew I was in love. Every little thing about you seems like what I've always dreamt of and wanted. You were the perfect one for me. And I admired you secretly from afar for about a month until you officially became mine.

Things went on fine during the beginning. I was really, really happy with you by my side. I know that you've even saved every traces of our happy moments in your memory. Everything went on fine. But happiness is never lasting, you started my days of nightmare soon enough.

I didn't know what had gotten into you but, you started having your violent mood swings, shutting me out of your world. Even if you were to respond to me, it took you a long time to do so. Sometimes, I don't even have enough time to finish my last sentence and you hung up on me.

I know you tried avoiding me, baby. I know you did. I called and I can never get through you. Your line is always unavailable. You told me it was bad reception, but I don't think so. The problem lies with you, not the network.

Worst of all,not even messaging works. My SMSes too, can never get through you. Even if they were to get through you, you never replied. You even lied that you've replied, but nothing came.

I don't understand why do you have to lie about these small little things. Guess I had made the wrong choice in the beginning for ever choosing you among all your rivals. I don't know how you feel about me right now, but I know I didn't do you any wrong. Maybe I was a little too harsh on you at times, but I never mean to, they were just accidents.

It hasn't been long since we've met but, there are so many times you brought me to my knees, eyes filled with tears and mouth hurling vulgarities.It felt really bad and don't look too pretty either. You had even paralyzed my social life. But now it's time that we part and I have to say goodbye. Goodbye my love, you're not good enough for me and I'm leaving you for good.

I mean you're not the only one out there, don't think I'd not survive without you.
































Goodbye LG Renoir KC 910, you were never meant for me.

Did I mention I found someone better than you?

Chibi Neko

Now all I live for in life, are simple pleasures like this:



A little sip of happiness a day, keeps depression away.

Thanksgiving 2009

I know I said no updates, but I had to!

Thanksgiving was yesterday. It's been 4 straight years since I've last celebrated Thanksgiving. I miss the people I used to celebrate my every Thanksgiving with. I wonder how some of you guys are doing. I hope that you guys spent your yesterday well with people you love.

But for me, no. Yesterday and today was the day that I spent wearing super short shorts, tight tube top, walking around places packed with people, giving out flyers, carrying signboards and taking picture with horny men that likes wrapping their arms around you. Okay, maybe that last one didn't happen.



Yeah, something like that, minus the big boobies, fair skin, long straight hair and good looks. Oh, and add in thicker makeup. Luckily, I wasn't the only one that formed the CMI team at SITEX 09.

Anyways, I was saying Thanksgiving. According to some website, Thanksgiving is a holiday where "family and friends congregate to catch up, reminisce, tell jokes, share scrumptious food and generally give thanks for all the good things in life" and that was what we used to do back in those days. But sadly enough, Singaporeans don't celebrate Thanksgiving, I doubt they would know what the heck Thanksgiving is before reading this entry and I can even name you at least one person that don't know what the hell is Thanksgiving; LYS.

This particular holiday used to be the only chance we had to tell people around us how wonderful they had been and thanking these wonderful people for being there for us all these while. So it's been like, 4 years since I've had the chance to thank people around me. I may not have any turkeys or gifts to celebrate this season but dear all, I would like to thank you guys for so many things in my life like being there for me and cheering me up when I'm down, remembering my birthday, taking time out to watch movies with me, telling me jokes, passing by to say "hi", buying dinner, sending me home, giving advices, just to me on MSN once in a while, bringing medicine to my house when I'm sick and certainly many other stuffs.

Some of the things that I've mentioned seems like really small and unimportant stuffs, but these are the exact things which brightens up your everyday life. I wouldn't metion any names in specific because there are just so many occasions that you guys out there made me really glad that I'm still alive. Thanks to you all, it's been a rough year and it was you guys that made it bearable.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Sitex 2009

Mahorela will be busy working in SITEX 2009 as those girls wearing short skirts, tight tank tops, walking around giving out flyers, carrying signboards and taking picture with horny men.

No updates for a few days. Nobody is reading anyway.

Oh, and I saw a very interesting question at Gabby's:

if one day your toys had a life, had a spirit,
what would it say?

I think mine is gonna tell me,

"Stop sliding me into your v*****!"

Clubbing

My friend requested me to bring her along to club one of these days. And she said she'd bring a friend along. I asked her why. She told me "要学坏，就要带她一起学坏(want learn bad, then must bring her together learn bad)".

Andy, Edward, ZT, WJ, LX, Vivi, Marie, Shaney, Shawn.N, Jason.P, Jason.F, Ken, Wilson, XY, MJ, Dawson, Nikki, Leon, Shawn.G, Shaun.G, Mr D, Leslie.T, Andrew, Ben.F, Ben.L, HX, Darren, JZ, Gabriel, Tim, Siti, Sara, Mark, Colin and many others, heard that?

We're all going straight down to Hell.


Party in the USA H.E.L.L.

Jennifer's Body

I know I said I won't be watching this movie, but I can't help receiving free tickets to it...

Anyways, watching "Jennifer's Body" as a heterosexual woman is like going through your rites of passage. As much as you're homophobic, you can't help but feel turned on by Megan Fox Megan Fox is hot, so sexy that it makes me wet.


Yeah baby, I'm so hot, literally.

But guess what, Jennifer's Body is definitely scorring a zero as a horror movie. Not a twee bit of scariness. I mean, how scary can it get if your designated ghost/monster/villian is Megan Fox?


Perhaps this was the scariest scene in the whole film.

It's not even "Jennifer's Body", it's more of like watching "Megan's Body". I'm so turned on again. No matter how hard she tried to boo, she boos sexy.



So what I'm trying to say is...






















You know, it's like...






















I mean, it's so...



Yeah, totally...



Watch it, definitely watch it.

Pride

I used to think that pride destroys relationships.

But now I learnt that not having pride destroys oneself.

Never beg, never plead.

A Game of Chess

Love's like a game of Chess.


One wrong move and you'll be checkmated. But all you need to do is remember the rule of the game; it's either you or the other party. People who usually don't abide by the rule will end up losing every pawn that she has.

It's all about victory, baby.

Lady Gaga

I don't like Lady Gaga.





















Nothing against her music though, but there's just something sinister about her.

Nat Nek

Who chum uoy'ev sateddiippot em. Oyu'er tills so neif hilwe M'i dinyig diedsn.

Fuck you, bastard.

Matter Over Mind

Sometimes, one can be in so much physcial pain that it antagonizes their mind. Not many people will understand how that feels. You could even go to the extent that you piss off people around you. That's simlpy because your body don't feel good which in turn, makes your head feel worse and eventually, screws up your mind, then you fcuk up everyone around you.





















Having Electrolyte imbalance AND Orthostatic hypotensionis at the same time isn't fun.


















I'll just have to learn to co-exist with them.

Things I've Accomplished Over The Weekend

Received my first Zippo lighter.


Recourse-ed at Canon.


Cried crazy.


Drank crazy.


Danced crazy.


Bankrupt-ed.


Baked cookies.


Fed baked cookies to kitty.


Felt like part of Mr L. Tan's family.

Mere weekend has passed and so many happened. Should I be glad that they all did or rather? Things have been rather smooth-sailing and rocky lately. Contradicting?

Well, it's like, all the good and bad things came charging at me all at once.

I don't think I'm gonna eleborate much on the good cause as I believe, happiness are great memories that should always be kept deep in my heart, at least for some of them. "Mahorea" is afterall, a place where I vent my frustrations at.

What's been bothering? To begin with, nightmares. But they are too private to be shared here and what else? Men. Or to be more specific, man. But no, nothing seems safe any longer to be shared here. So I wouldn't say.

He's unremorseful and unapolegetic as can be.

Dying Blog

My blog looks dead.

So dead.

But no, it ain't dead yet. It's called dying at this point of the time.

And what this blogger here is doing now is called the B.L.S.S.A.B(pronounced as "blers-saab").

B.L.S.S.A.B stands for Blogging to Life Support Systeming A Blog.

What people do in BLSSAB is to create a very random and unfilling blog entry and post it up.

The ultimate aim is to update the blog and make it not look so dead.

BLASSAB mission accomplished.

What is "Silent Break"?

Today, a friend asked; what's a "silent break"? She had innocently assumed that it was a break that is taken silently without consent and anybody's knowledge, aka "eat snake".

No girl, that's not the silent break we were talking about.

A "silent break" is actually a synonym for a "silent breakup". For those who still don't understand the term, it explicitly means a breakup which is initiated silently and without the consent of another party of a relationship.

















What goes on in a "silent break" is that the initiating party of the relationship will perform a silent treatment on the receiving party, usually lasting for a week to a month, usually. It is until the receiving party realizes the fact that he or she is being given the silent treatment and will he/she then realize another fact; he/she has just been served a "silent break".

However it times, the silent treatment period may take less than a week to achieve completion. And that in turn, speeds up the silent breakup process.

Thus boys and girls, now you learn a new term; the silent break.

At The Moment

Life has been smooshed recently.


But I still have you, for now.


"you"

=}

Priorities

I'm not the priority in your life, I know. Oh well, go tend to your businesses then. I shall merry on my own.

At least, my acquaintances do better than you in letting me find solace in them. Dangit, perhaps I made the wrong choice afterall.

Hit-and-Run Vacation

Time flies, and my near 3 months vacation is coming to an end tonight. If I were told to give one word to describe this holiday, it would be this:

ACCIDENTAL

Nothing went according to plan and I guess there wasn't a plan to begin with. Almost every event that went on during then was accidental. I wouldn't call them surprises though cause a surprise is meant for something pleasant. Neither would I call them dramas cause those are meant to address negative issues, at least in my contect.

To simply put it, this vacation felt like a car accident. Not just any car accident. But a hit-and-run accident.

First, I was just standing there, minding my business, expecting nothing.

















Then, somebody kicked me onto the middle of an expressway.

















Eventually, a car drove into my face.

















As you can guess, it ran over me.

















Finally, it drove off and never came back.


















Not that the vacation was as bad as a car accident, it's just that everything happened so fast that I didn't believe it happened and when it's over, it's over too soon. But at least, I knew they happened. =D

I'm not too ready to go back to school though, but I have to, cause the holiday had already sped off. I'll always be waiting for another car to ram over me. And I don't think that car is coming anytime till December.

Must-watch movies before the holidays end!

Randomness: I miss Wild Boar!

Dangit, 5 more days left for now. And what better to do than watch movies? Probably hangout with friends, club, bar, play a sport, learn an art, fly kite, picnic, travel...

So many more interesting things to do than "geekily" watch a movie!

Yeah, watch movie, best activity to complete when you have no more time left to idle around. Mahorela caught a few movie this month and boy, they were all pretty decent to spectaculate! Here are 3 damn good movie that you should watch before this holiday ends.

The Ugly Truth




















This movie stars Spartan guy in "300" and doctor-who-tio-cancer in Grey's Anatomy.

To summarize this movie: This is a movie about very short dialogues between characters about sex puns, sex lingos, sex talk and sex itself with a much predictable ending.

So do you even think I like this sort of movies with very shallow moral values?

The infamous "Remote-controlled Vibrator" scene.

Yes, I fcuking love it!

Overall, "The Ugly Truth" is a pleasantly witty movie about the topic of dating and sex. But don't attempt to watch if you don't know what words like "puns" and "lingos" meant. To simply put it, don't watch it if you speak bad English, you ain't gonna get the jokes.

Accident




















To summarize this movie: A very emo movie with a very emo male lead leading an emo lifestyle of stalking people and suspecting everyone in the block of attempting to murder him. Emo ending.

Don't watch "Accident" if you're in a bad mood, psychotic, paranoid or simply, a stalker. If you watch it in a bad mood, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're psychotic, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're paranoid, it's gonna get worse. If you watch it when you're stalking someone, you're gonna get a level up in your stalking skills with newly added stalking methods.













But then and again, worth the watch for normal dudes like me. *cough*

Phobia 2




















Ha! I'm not gonna say much about this cause I'm gonna dedicate an entry to it as soon as time allow. But the bottom line is, YOU MUST WATCH PHOBIA 2!

It's goddamn scarier than the first and also, funnier!

Last One Week

I hate it.



Just when the party is getting started, my time is up.

One damn week more and I'm back to ground zero. I just wish that the party had started a little earlier than now...

But hmmm, the time of its commencement, was it too early? Maybe that's the reason behind why... Hmmm.

I'm confused.

Coco Before Chanel

THIS IS NOT A MOVIE REVIEW!
Gotta spell that out loud before I lose half of my readers. But since there's some people a person who likes my reviews...





















This is a poster of the movie "Coco Before Chanel". The poster looks cool. You see Coco Chanel wearing her million-dollar Ah Ma looking pyjamas, getting ready for bed. Well, nothing's wrong. At least not until I saw this on the papers:



Oh my gosh, did you see that? No?





















Coco Chanel is holding a pen which looks like a cigar?! What the Hell is wrong with you, MDA! It's okay if you don't wanna let Ms Chanel smoke, but why are you replacing it with a cigar-pen?! Doesn't that beat the purpose of taking the cigarette away? And what the hell can she be doing with a pen when she's going to bed? Well, Mahorela thinks that she have got a better idea than MDA. Don't let Coco hold a thing at all!





















Oh wait, she looks like she's pointing her middle finger. No wonder MDA doesn't leave it that way. See, the gah-men very considerate after all! Let's brain storn what else can she be doing before actual bed time.

Based on Mahorela's experience, a few things can happen.

First, she can be listening to some music before slumbering.





















Yes, she should be holding on to an Ipod Shuffle that is sleek in design, most complimentary for avant-garde women with a keen sense for design and fashion. Best of all, it only cost ninty-nine dollars and ninty-nine cents!

Or perhaps, she may have forgotten to brush her teeth and is too lazy to when she realized it.





















Wrigley's Doublemint Chweing gum is not only meant for your snacking purpose, trust me.

But maybe, she is in the mood for what Sims 2 would put it, some WooHoo time and that no one else is available to WooHoo with...





















Hello Kitty Vibrator, up to USD100 on Ebay!

Mahorela is not available to comment on this. *cough cough*

But I still suspect that the MDA prefers Ms Chanel to hold onto something nation-building. Something more approporaite. Something more Singapore...





















Coco Chanel playing with NDP 2008 fun-pack item before bed.