Help, 999!

Call me sour grapes for all I care. Nothing irks the hell outta me more than seeing a pair of lovebirds, side by side, hand in hand, shirt to shirt. I hate it, especially when couples openly display their love by wearing couple tees.






















I've been trying to be more tolerant all these while, until I spotted this recently:


























What the heck was on their mind? Did they just escaped from the prison or had they been ran over by a car on the zebra crossing?



Someone please, call the fashion police!