Come On In

Okay, Mahorela hasn't been updating much this week cause Mahorela's been... ehm... pre-occupied, mentally.

This week was the worst week of my "adventure camp" history. My uncle suspeneded me from the camp indefinitely. Therefore, I'm now, unoccupied indefinitely. Darn, I need to kill some time.

And we did.

We caught a Swedish vampire blood-sucking horror filled silent film titled, "Let The Right One In". That movie was awesome.



It's about a little girl who has been 12 years old for a very long time, much like Edward in "Twilight" who has been 17 years old for 104/108 years. They even share a very common aspect which they have been asked by their romantic interest the question, " How long have you been [insert age]?"

And for the rest of the movie, you see vampire's girl romantic interest, pig boy walks around his room wearing only a pair of underpants.



Even better, vampire girl goes naked for most of the film! One of the scenes, you even get to see her heavily disfigured genitalia. So, now you know that vampire girl isn't actually vampire girl but, vampire boy. Or vampire eunuch if you prefer.

Coolest of all, there's the scene which pig boy and vampire girl/boy/eunuch laid naked on a bed, under the blanket.



One and a half man in love, cool!

Let's not forget that this movie also guest stars our favourite horror icon, Freddy Krueger from "A Nightmare on Elm Street".


Although he does look like the King of Pop(Michael Jackson) after his flopped plastic surgery.

My conclusion? Go watch "Let The Right One In" if you're interested in vampires, gore, badly scarred genitals, nudity, man-girl, pedophilia, a language which sounds like really bad English and did I mention badly scarred genitals? It's a great film, seriously. And the ending? Splendid. I ain't telling ya~!

Everyone died in the end.

And they reincarnated into Sadakos and Ju-Ons.