Thanksgiving 2009

I know I said no updates, but I had to!

Thanksgiving was yesterday. It's been 4 straight years since I've last celebrated Thanksgiving. I miss the people I used to celebrate my every Thanksgiving with. I wonder how some of you guys are doing. I hope that you guys spent your yesterday well with people you love.

But for me, no. Yesterday and today was the day that I spent wearing super short shorts, tight tube top, walking around places packed with people, giving out flyers, carrying signboards and taking picture with horny men that likes wrapping their arms around you. Okay, maybe that last one didn't happen.



Yeah, something like that, minus the big boobies, fair skin, long straight hair and good looks. Oh, and add in thicker makeup. Luckily, I wasn't the only one that formed the CMI team at SITEX 09.

Anyways, I was saying Thanksgiving. According to some website, Thanksgiving is a holiday where "family and friends congregate to catch up, reminisce, tell jokes, share scrumptious food and generally give thanks for all the good things in life" and that was what we used to do back in those days. But sadly enough, Singaporeans don't celebrate Thanksgiving, I doubt they would know what the heck Thanksgiving is before reading this entry and I can even name you at least one person that don't know what the hell is Thanksgiving; LYS.

This particular holiday used to be the only chance we had to tell people around us how wonderful they had been and thanking these wonderful people for being there for us all these while. So it's been like, 4 years since I've had the chance to thank people around me. I may not have any turkeys or gifts to celebrate this season but dear all, I would like to thank you guys for so many things in my life like being there for me and cheering me up when I'm down, remembering my birthday, taking time out to watch movies with me, telling me jokes, passing by to say "hi", buying dinner, sending me home, giving advices, just to me on MSN once in a while, bringing medicine to my house when I'm sick and certainly many other stuffs.

Some of the things that I've mentioned seems like really small and unimportant stuffs, but these are the exact things which brightens up your everyday life. I wouldn't metion any names in specific because there are just so many occasions that you guys out there made me really glad that I'm still alive. Thanks to you all, it's been a rough year and it was you guys that made it bearable.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Sitex 2009

Mahorela will be busy working in SITEX 2009 as those girls wearing short skirts, tight tank tops, walking around giving out flyers, carrying signboards and taking picture with horny men.

No updates for a few days. Nobody is reading anyway.

Oh, and I saw a very interesting question at Gabby's:

if one day your toys had a life, had a spirit,
what would it say?

I think mine is gonna tell me,

"Stop sliding me into your v*****!"

Clubbing

My friend requested me to bring her along to club one of these days. And she said she'd bring a friend along. I asked her why. She told me "要学坏，就要带她一起学坏(want learn bad, then must bring her together learn bad)".

Andy, Edward, ZT, WJ, LX, Vivi, Marie, Shaney, Shawn.N, Jason.P, Jason.F, Ken, Wilson, XY, MJ, Dawson, Nikki, Leon, Shawn.G, Shaun.G, Mr D, Leslie.T, Andrew, Ben.F, Ben.L, HX, Darren, JZ, Gabriel, Tim, Siti, Sara, Mark, Colin and many others, heard that?

We're all going straight down to Hell.


Party in the USA H.E.L.L.

Jennifer's Body

I know I said I won't be watching this movie, but I can't help receiving free tickets to it...

Anyways, watching "Jennifer's Body" as a heterosexual woman is like going through your rites of passage. As much as you're homophobic, you can't help but feel turned on by Megan Fox Megan Fox is hot, so sexy that it makes me wet.


Yeah baby, I'm so hot, literally.

But guess what, Jennifer's Body is definitely scorring a zero as a horror movie. Not a twee bit of scariness. I mean, how scary can it get if your designated ghost/monster/villian is Megan Fox?


Perhaps this was the scariest scene in the whole film.

It's not even "Jennifer's Body", it's more of like watching "Megan's Body". I'm so turned on again. No matter how hard she tried to boo, she boos sexy.



So what I'm trying to say is...






















You know, it's like...






















I mean, it's so...



Yeah, totally...



Watch it, definitely watch it.

Pride

I used to think that pride destroys relationships.

But now I learnt that not having pride destroys oneself.

Never beg, never plead.

A Game of Chess

Love's like a game of Chess.


One wrong move and you'll be checkmated. But all you need to do is remember the rule of the game; it's either you or the other party. People who usually don't abide by the rule will end up losing every pawn that she has.

It's all about victory, baby.

Lady Gaga

I don't like Lady Gaga.





















Nothing against her music though, but there's just something sinister about her.

Nat Nek

Who chum uoy'ev sateddiippot em. Oyu'er tills so neif hilwe M'i dinyig diedsn.

Fuck you, bastard.

Matter Over Mind

Sometimes, one can be in so much physcial pain that it antagonizes their mind. Not many people will understand how that feels. You could even go to the extent that you piss off people around you. That's simlpy because your body don't feel good which in turn, makes your head feel worse and eventually, screws up your mind, then you fcuk up everyone around you.





















Having Electrolyte imbalance AND Orthostatic hypotensionis at the same time isn't fun.


















I'll just have to learn to co-exist with them.

Things I've Accomplished Over The Weekend

Received my first Zippo lighter.


Recourse-ed at Canon.


Cried crazy.


Drank crazy.


Danced crazy.


Bankrupt-ed.


Baked cookies.


Fed baked cookies to kitty.


Felt like part of Mr L. Tan's family.

Mere weekend has passed and so many happened. Should I be glad that they all did or rather? Things have been rather smooth-sailing and rocky lately. Contradicting?

Well, it's like, all the good and bad things came charging at me all at once.

I don't think I'm gonna eleborate much on the good cause as I believe, happiness are great memories that should always be kept deep in my heart, at least for some of them. "Mahorea" is afterall, a place where I vent my frustrations at.

What's been bothering? To begin with, nightmares. But they are too private to be shared here and what else? Men. Or to be more specific, man. But no, nothing seems safe any longer to be shared here. So I wouldn't say.

He's unremorseful and unapolegetic as can be.

Dying Blog

My blog looks dead.

So dead.

But no, it ain't dead yet. It's called dying at this point of the time.

And what this blogger here is doing now is called the B.L.S.S.A.B(pronounced as "blers-saab").

B.L.S.S.A.B stands for Blogging to Life Support Systeming A Blog.

What people do in BLSSAB is to create a very random and unfilling blog entry and post it up.

The ultimate aim is to update the blog and make it not look so dead.

BLASSAB mission accomplished.