Now I get it.
26 April 2009
Silent Hill Inspired
Every single time I look at the Silent Hill live-action movie poster, I never fail to wonder where did they get their inspiration from.
Now I get it.
Now I get it.
18 April 2009
I Dreamed a Nightmare
I had always thought that the Europeans were far more obsessed about appearance than the Asians. But darn, Susan Boyle proved me wrong alright.
See, the British values talent above all. Shame on you, Asians. Stop judging your singers based on their looks!
Oops, wrong example.
I mean, look at Jolin Tsai! So what if she can walk pretty, look pretty and dance pretty? Does that matter? Is it that important? What is she by the end the day?
A Superstar/Asian Pop Queen/Sensation/Super Idol.
Okay, nevermind.
But they are singers after all, shouldn't all they need to do is sing pretty?
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Okay, maybe not the "pretty" part, just the "sing" will do.
Like it or not, Susan is the new beauty.
See, the British values talent above all. Shame on you, Asians. Stop judging your singers based on their looks!
Oops, wrong example.
I mean, look at Jolin Tsai! So what if she can walk pretty, look pretty and dance pretty? Does that matter? Is it that important? What is she by the end the day?
A Superstar/Asian Pop Queen/Sensation/Super Idol.
Okay, nevermind.
But they are singers after all, shouldn't all they need to do is sing pretty?
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Okay, maybe not the "pretty" part, just the "sing" will do.
Like it or not, Susan is the new beauty.
16 April 2009
Last 4 Days
It's official, I'm diagnosed with Streptococcal pharyngitis.
Don't freak out or get too happy(for those who hates me). It's just some severe form of thorat infection. Doctor said no shoutings for the rest of the week and that if I talk, I should only whisper.
Whisper? Who the hell is whisper?! The word "whisper" hasn't seem to surface in my life for quite a decade. The only "whisper" I know of, meet me 5 days per month.
Whisper, fine, I shall whisper all I should.
Shucks, can't believe I'm falling sick when there's only 4 more days to school. I've been pushing away every single fiendish event that's coming up these few days so that I could have some little time for myself, NOT to get sick. Darn.
I'm so not looking forward to the new term. Last semester's schedule was great, we don't have school on Fridays. But this term, there's school on Fridays and it sucks. But on comparision with my other dudes' schedule, I'm still blessed. Most of them have to attend lectures and tutorials for 52 hours a week on the average. While I? I gotta attend a mere 24 hours of school per week. That's a whooping difference of 28 hours! My course rules!
Reflecting upon this holiday, it felt as though it didn't happen before. It's the most "unhappening" hoiday I ever had since I graduated from secondary education. But this doesn't mean that there ain't no drama. The drama never stops in my life.
Everything which traced its beginning to this holiday, magically ended within this holiday itself. Be it love or friendship, even the money I earned during this holiday was gone as soon as the holiday was nearing its end.
Well, since the holiday hasn't officially ended yet. I shall talk about it the next time. At the meanwhile, I'll spend time with whisper.
Don't freak out or get too happy(for those who hates me). It's just some severe form of thorat infection. Doctor said no shoutings for the rest of the week and that if I talk, I should only whisper.
Whisper? Who the hell is whisper?! The word "whisper" hasn't seem to surface in my life for quite a decade. The only "whisper" I know of, meet me 5 days per month.
Whisper, fine, I shall whisper all I should.
Shucks, can't believe I'm falling sick when there's only 4 more days to school. I've been pushing away every single fiendish event that's coming up these few days so that I could have some little time for myself, NOT to get sick. Darn.
I'm so not looking forward to the new term. Last semester's schedule was great, we don't have school on Fridays. But this term, there's school on Fridays and it sucks. But on comparision with my other dudes' schedule, I'm still blessed. Most of them have to attend lectures and tutorials for 52 hours a week on the average. While I? I gotta attend a mere 24 hours of school per week. That's a whooping difference of 28 hours! My course rules!
Reflecting upon this holiday, it felt as though it didn't happen before. It's the most "unhappening" hoiday I ever had since I graduated from secondary education. But this doesn't mean that there ain't no drama. The drama never stops in my life.
Everything which traced its beginning to this holiday, magically ended within this holiday itself. Be it love or friendship, even the money I earned during this holiday was gone as soon as the holiday was nearing its end.
Well, since the holiday hasn't officially ended yet. I shall talk about it the next time. At the meanwhile, I'll spend time with whisper.
15 April 2009
11 April 2009
03 April 2009
My Bloody Valentine VS Coming Soon
My Bloody Valentine
This movie deserves a "The Best Movie Poster Of The Year" award. Even the audience's included in the poster! What could be more original than that?
Plot:
A slasher film.
Just like any other slasher film which features a mentally-unstable male killer on the loose with an indestructable body until nearing the end of the movie who happens to also wield a hands-on weapon, in this case, a pick-axe is the weapon of choice as opposed to the traditional machetes and chainsaws.
On top of that, violently graphical nonsenseical killings, gore and sex scenes with an ending that ends with the killer being subdued by a lone female survivor who the killer seems to never be able to kill for the past 60 to 120 minutes of the movie.
Ultimatelty and sometimes-ly, you may even be told that the killer isn't really dead, thus suggesting a sequal named "My Bloody Halloween" or "Friday the 13th Valentine".
The only difference that "My Bloody Valentine" differ from other slasher film is that, it's made in 3D.
Wow.
Moral of the story:
Don't be a miner? Don't run around naked? Don't watch live-action movie in 3D? I have no idea.
Watch it if you like:
3D, naked women, sex scenes, bloody sexism(hate women and can't wait to see them getting killed), naked woman, midget getting killed, naked woman running around, naked woman's corpse, naked 3D woman, nudity.
Coming Soon
Lame title, I know.
Plot:
Man who suspiciously looks like a Mediacorp artist pirates a horror movie.
Business went wrong as he discovers that his missing "pirate partner" isn't missing after all. He appears to be dead in the movie they are pirating.
Moral of the story:
Do not pirate movies.
Watch it if you like:
Screamings, in-your-face horror, Shutter, Alone, 4bia, hangman, watching movies, watching horror movies, old-school style Asian horror.
Conclusion:
If not for the 3D, I would have seriously regretted watching "Valentine". There's no fight this round, "Coming Soon" won "My Bloody Valentine", hands down!
BUT, if you're one who adores gore, then maybe you should catch "Valentine" too. And remember, watch "Coming Soon".
Okay, this review came in kinda late, so here's so bonus picture of the day for your viewing pleasure:
Cleavage shot of the legendary naked woman from "My Bloody Valentine".
This movie deserves a "The Best Movie Poster Of The Year" award. Even the audience's included in the poster! What could be more original than that?
Plot:
A slasher film.
Just like any other slasher film which features a mentally-unstable male killer on the loose with an indestructable body until nearing the end of the movie who happens to also wield a hands-on weapon, in this case, a pick-axe is the weapon of choice as opposed to the traditional machetes and chainsaws.
On top of that, violently graphical nonsenseical killings, gore and sex scenes with an ending that ends with the killer being subdued by a lone female survivor who the killer seems to never be able to kill for the past 60 to 120 minutes of the movie.
Ultimatelty and sometimes-ly, you may even be told that the killer isn't really dead, thus suggesting a sequal named "My Bloody Halloween" or "Friday the 13th Valentine".
The only difference that "My Bloody Valentine" differ from other slasher film is that, it's made in 3D.
Wow.
Moral of the story:
Don't be a miner? Don't run around naked? Don't watch live-action movie in 3D? I have no idea.
Watch it if you like:
3D, naked women, sex scenes, bloody sexism(hate women and can't wait to see them getting killed), naked woman, midget getting killed, naked woman running around, naked woman's corpse, naked 3D woman, nudity.
Coming Soon
Lame title, I know.
Plot:
Man who suspiciously looks like a Mediacorp artist pirates a horror movie.
Business went wrong as he discovers that his missing "pirate partner" isn't missing after all. He appears to be dead in the movie they are pirating.
Moral of the story:
Do not pirate movies.
Watch it if you like:
Screamings, in-your-face horror, Shutter, Alone, 4bia, hangman, watching movies, watching horror movies, old-school style Asian horror.
Conclusion:
If not for the 3D, I would have seriously regretted watching "Valentine". There's no fight this round, "Coming Soon" won "My Bloody Valentine", hands down!
BUT, if you're one who adores gore, then maybe you should catch "Valentine" too. And remember, watch "Coming Soon".
Okay, this review came in kinda late, so here's so bonus picture of the day for your viewing pleasure:
Cleavage shot of the legendary naked woman from "My Bloody Valentine".
02 April 2009
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