How far can we go?

Since the start of this year, I've got a bad feeling about how 2009 will turn out to be. Therefore, any new opportunities(friendship, relationship, job, etc.) which arises along the way, I avoid them at all cost.

But somehow, fate works in a strange way. Trouble comes knocking at your front door uninvited. I'm so sick of escaping confrontations even when it has only been 3 months since I did so.

An inevitable encounter? But, I don't have to face it alone this time... I guess.

Anyways, somebody's been winking at me a few hours ago... What could that wink possibly stand for? I wonder...

Fine, I get it.

Happy Birthday KJY!





















Awww, isn't he cute?

*cough cough*

Oh, don't be mean, it's his birthday anyway.

Okay. GOSH, he's so darn cute!!!

Happy Birthday again! =D

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Dragon's Balls

Everybody loves Goku.


















What about this one?





















I don't know.



His face looks as though he's having an orgasm.

His Nyoi-bō(如意棒) and Dragon Ball don't look too right either.



Now, everyone can be a Son Goku.

Casual Friend 4

I have a friend.


Her name is JY.


She has long hair.


She is petite.


Her favourite food is flyer.


She is has a bitch.













She is a lesbian.


She is a lesbian zoophile.


I think her boyfriend is gay.




















So, she really is a lesbian.


Today is her birthday.



HAPPY BIRTHDAY GJY!!!



Yay.

Forbidden Fruits

强摘的果子不甜。
你不摘的话，就没得吃咯。
你还可以吃肉、鱼、菜之类的。
但我比较喜欢吃果子。
那你准备吃苦吧。

Twilight

It's coming and it's official!


The Twilight Saga New Moon Official Poster.

The 20th of November, 2009! Gosh, 8 months and I freaking can't wait for it. Mark the date well, fan girls!

Anyways, I heard the Twilight DVD's out with bonus materials such as the first ever official New Moon trailer! Best of all, there includes the never before seen deleted scenes from Twilight!!! *screams*

So far, I've caught 4 of them. One called "Dangers in the Woods" which a conversation takes place between Ed and Bella. Another called "Edward's Bedroom Surprise" which shows Bella's little almost-wet dream. Woots. Then there's "Edward's Room" which was kinda boring and features nothing much more than an extended conversation between him and Bella in his room.

And the fourth one's my favourite, the steamy scene of Ed and Bella in "Love Bite". Puuurrr, can't miss that one!

Thanks to Access Hollywood, they are here on Youtube!

Edward's Room:



Edward's Bedroom Surprise:



Love Bites & Danger in the Woods:



Awww, ain't that sweet? Okay, perhaps "Love Bites" was kinda too not Twilight cause Ed can't possibly bite Bella, remember? If he ever does that, you ain't seeing no New Moon or Eclipse and the vampire venom would have turned her into a vampire by the end of Twilight. Further more, how could Edward possibly want to hurt Bella in anyway. He'd have loved her too much for this. This whole part wasn't even in the book! Still, that was some adorable display of affection! ^^

Hmmm. Love.

Forbidden love.

It's so hard to resist.

Come On In

Okay, Mahorela hasn't been updating much this week cause Mahorela's been... ehm... pre-occupied, mentally.

This week was the worst week of my "adventure camp" history. My uncle suspeneded me from the camp indefinitely. Therefore, I'm now, unoccupied indefinitely. Darn, I need to kill some time.

And we did.

We caught a Swedish vampire blood-sucking horror filled silent film titled, "Let The Right One In". That movie was awesome.



It's about a little girl who has been 12 years old for a very long time, much like Edward in "Twilight" who has been 17 years old for 104/108 years. They even share a very common aspect which they have been asked by their romantic interest the question, " How long have you been [insert age]?"

And for the rest of the movie, you see vampire's girl romantic interest, pig boy walks around his room wearing only a pair of underpants.



Even better, vampire girl goes naked for most of the film! One of the scenes, you even get to see her heavily disfigured genitalia. So, now you know that vampire girl isn't actually vampire girl but, vampire boy. Or vampire eunuch if you prefer.

Coolest of all, there's the scene which pig boy and vampire girl/boy/eunuch laid naked on a bed, under the blanket.



One and a half man in love, cool!

Let's not forget that this movie also guest stars our favourite horror icon, Freddy Krueger from "A Nightmare on Elm Street".


Although he does look like the King of Pop(Michael Jackson) after his flopped plastic surgery.

My conclusion? Go watch "Let The Right One In" if you're interested in vampires, gore, badly scarred genitals, nudity, man-girl, pedophilia, a language which sounds like really bad English and did I mention badly scarred genitals? It's a great film, seriously. And the ending? Splendid. I ain't telling ya~!

Everyone died in the end.

And they reincarnated into Sadakos and Ju-Ons.