Splashing Candies

I'm so darn clumsy recently. Like today, I wanted to grab some candies from the candy box but in the end, they all got "splashed" outta it. Don't ask me what happened. Cause the next thing I knew was that they were all on the table:



Now I can't place them back into the box nor can I just pop them all into my mouth. And it would surely be a great waste to toss them into the bin.

Okay, I get it. Let's not squander them away:



Sad candies cause they are untimely "splashed" outta their box.

But they are now happy candies cause Mahorela gave them a second life:



While I was working on my candies, I felt some hand slapping on my head, ouch! Gosh, Fair Lady(my mummy) saw what I'm doing and she ain't happy. She said I'm wasting my food and time. Then, she took one of the candies from the table and ate them.

That was one darn great move as we then made the discovery of the century!

Look, who's that:



It ain't mere smiling Ogre, ya know? It's Mike's long lost brother!



Look how shock and happy Mike is to find his long lost brother.

Family reunions, how touching.

Casual Friend 3

Hello readers, it's been long since I've last featured a friend on my blog. And today, I'm gonna introduce one friend of Mahorela to you.

Here, I present - Tun Kang.



Tun Kang says "Hi, readers~!"

Tun Kang is my new best friend. Although we haven't met for long but there's this instant initimacy between the both of us. Woohoo, don't get the wrong idea. It's just that whenever I'm suffering from heartaches, I'll call him up and cry over the phone. That's because I know my deepest thoughts and feelings are safe with him. He doens't judge me. At least, not in my presence or of my knowledge. At times, he also shares his deepest and darkest secrets with me. =) And I do thank him for trusting me.

Almost everyday, we hang out together. From early in the morning 9am, the first lecture, to the lunch break at 12pm, then the last tutorial at 4pm, until the bus jouney back home at 4.05pm, all the way through watching the last exciting 15 minutes of "意难忘" at some random void deck. To be exact, we spend almost 45 hours per week being together. Tun Kang is also so close to me that we both exchange links for porn sites.

Therefore, Tun Kang is a very special dude, just like you and me. But still, there's the amazing side of him which the outsiders don't know about.

He prefers hardcore gangbang and so do I.

Tun Kang likes to float in class.


























Nah, I'm kidding. He just practises Hatha Yoga once in a while. In the middle of a lecture.



Sometimes in the middle of tutorials, he also like to make his head disappear, magically.


























But poor Tun Kang also suffers from minor stroke and his face twitches real bad from it.



Oh, and did I mention that Tun Kang is a ladies' man?



万绿之中，一点红。。。

Most importantly, Tun Kang has joined Channel U's Hey Gorgeous!(校花校草追赶跑)!



So pretty please people, vote for this very... ehmm... well, just vote for him people! Tun Kang also said that if you vote for him, he's gonna reward you with a hug. And if you don't vote for him, he's gonna give you one big, deep and wet kiss.

All you have to do is log on to http://heygorgeous.mediacorptv.sg/hunks.htm(or just click this link) then, select "Ngee Ann Polytechnic" and access page 2 to cast a vote on "Tun jun kang". He's in the middle of the damn page, so you can't miss him.



Why the bloody hell are you still reading my blog for? Just go vote for him, please!

他妈的！

Shortly after I'm back in Singapore, I've realized that my funds were running low and out due to the Bangkok trip even though I took a budget airline... Thus, I came to make a decision to stop my spending spree for at least, 3 months! Before I start on another one.

So, life resumed back to how it was before, predictable as can be. Doing things like going on outings with the shopping gang, working as a spam caller, ogling at waitresses at Hooters, visiting farms and stuffs. Okay, maybe not the farm part. Anyways, until tonight, I can't believe I did something outta my expectation. I stepped into Toys'R'Us, approached the games sections, lifted my damn arms, reached them out, grabbed a $39.95 item and paid for it at the counter.

And that item, was a 他妈的格子鸡. Or what the potato-eaters would prefer calling it, a Tamagotchi.


Tamagotchi Version 4

I tell you, this thing, is one of the miracle-st invention of the century. It started out as some chicken-rearing machine where you actually spend your precious time and life away, taking care of something that isn't real.



Tamagotchi Version 1

Then, it revolutionalized to the today's I-don't-know-what-the-fcuk-I'm-rearing machine that comes with a DVD disc, infrared technology and a whole new product slogan, "Livin' the Tamagotchi Life". Wicked.

Man, I gotta say I love my new "chi".

Look how pretty it sits on my bed:



On the stool:



In front of my keyboard:



In front of my TV(which was airing some Hong Kong cheap rip-off of the Japanese movie, "Space Traveller"(which features a very common storyline of innocent people being held hostage by some criminals(which eventually will end with a bad ending(which means that those hostages will be saved and those criminals will be put to justice)))):



On top of Yuan Shan's badminton racquet:



Oh my gosh, I'm so loving my "chi" even before I rip off the package and start playing with it.



Andy kissing Chi~

And today, I saw something which made me drop my jaws:



Toy'R'Us can go to Hell.



Tamagotchi Version 5

Help, 999!

Call me sour grapes for all I care. Nothing irks the hell outta me more than seeing a pair of lovebirds, side by side, hand in hand, shirt to shirt. I hate it, especially when couples openly display their love by wearing couple tees.






















I've been trying to be more tolerant all these while, until I spotted this recently:


























What the heck was on their mind? Did they just escaped from the prison or had they been ran over by a car on the zebra crossing?



Someone please, call the fashion police!

Lonely~ I am so lonely~

Went out with the Dinner Gang to eat dinner this evening. Gosh, thanks to you people, I no longer feel alone during dinner time. But hey, thanks to John(Dinner Gang gang member), I feel so lonely all over again.

Screw you.

But I wouldn't be able to deny the analogy you were talking about tonight. Gonna elaborate on this(analogy) another day when I've completed analyzing it.

Anyways, Hong Kai wrote a poem on how desperate he is in getting a girl fun is it to write a poem:

I wan a gal
hu plays dota n basketball
but is not a noob
and not better den mi.

I wan a gal
hu is kind n gentle
but i oso like her
non-hyper.

I wan a gal
hu is not fat
but not too skiny
n not more den 165.

I wan a gal hu....
Ah FUCK it i wan a girl

Oh ho, poem writing. How fun. Could I've not join in the carnival? Thus, here's a poem I've wrote:

In search of a guy
Who is handsome and fine.
A built like Elps and
A face like Phelps.

In seach of a guy
Who is smart and sly.
Neither the match of Einstein
Nor Levenshtein.

In search of guy
Who is clean and nice.
Better be free of scabies,
herpes and syphilis.

Ah fuck,
Just gimme a guy
Who is fine, sly and nice!

He doesn't agree

Baron said I suck as he doesn't agree with my "masturbation" post. We had a hot debate about it just a few minutes ago. In case you ain't sure what it is, it's this post.

Thus, he had demanded me to clarify things for the sake of all "man-kind":

"Mind you, not all men masturbates. Like me, I don't do it. It's for those weaklings that doesn't have a life. Those who are strong don't masturbate, they just come. Like me, I climax without masturbating."

Oh, hoho. My mistake, I didn't know there were still those stronger ones out there who does it handsfree. Must have reached the highest level of masturbation!

Eyebrow Trip

During my last very short holidays, the Shopaholic Gang made their way to shape their eyebrows...

10am

Jia Yi: Hello? Oi! Where are you?!

Me: Ehm... Oh, ehm... Coming soon... Very soon...

10.32am

Jia Yi: Oi... I'm at the Lido there liao, where are you?!

Me: En route, en route...

Jia Yi: HUH?!

Me: *Hangs call*

11.07pm

Me: Yo!!! Hi, hi, hi!

Jia Yi: ...

Me: Where's Wan Fen?

Jia Yi: Not here yet.

Me: ...

11.42am

At Mos Burger, Lido.

Jia Yi: Are you trying to take my picture?

Me: Oh, no no.

Jia Yi: Hmmm...































Jia Yi doesn't know that her picture is being taken... yet.

Me: Oh look over there. Why the heck is that woman flashing her camera at us?!































Biatch whom immediately kept her camera when she spotted us staring at her.

Jia Yi: Where's Wan Fen?!

12.24pm

Wan Fen: Ah! I'm sorry! Did we miss the Browhaus appointment at 12pm?

Me: Yes, we did.

Thus, we went loitering around, seeking high and low for substitue eyebrow stylists. Bobbi Brown, Shu Uemura and Kose all rejected us on the pretext of, "Sorry, appointment only." Great. Eventually we figured out that Lido's Isetan was no place for us and we moved on to Far East Plaza. Did some eyebrow trimming which cost a whopping $16. Results not guaranteed, unsatisfaction probability.

Like most girls do when they stepped into Far East Plaza, we did the same by window shopping around. Until, we spotted this coming season's hippest hairdo:































Forget about the Rihana bob, it's so last season. Try the showercap-do!

Again, like most girls do when they stepped into Far East Plaze, we did the same by cam-whoring. But, thing's different when they have me around.



First failed attempt.

Yeah, that's right. back-cam-whoring. Woot. Another new term brought to you by www.mahorela.blogspot.com! Splendid!































Second failed attempt.































Most successful attempt.



Synchronized Photography.

Oh ho, I'm loving it(my back)!

Models specializing in back photography for hire, anyone?

This is L

Somebody was saying that my blog sounds sad. Perhaps, that's cause too many incidents which are pissing me off is happening too often recently. So, let us get into some "happier stuffs".

Back to main story:

This is L.



This is L from the Death Note anime.



This is L from the Death Note live action movie.



This is a cute L.



This is a really cute L figurine.



This is L as a figurine trying to pose as a bear in a cute mascot costume.


























This is someone trying to pose as L.



Not cute.

This guy really needs some sleep.

Lag News Report

I know I'm kind of lagging behind, but not as laggy as those people who are still trying to catch him:

Nevertheless, people considered the failure to capture him was because there was a lack of possible disguises which he may take as cover. I mean, two disguises above were ain't enough for us to see through his tricks!

Thus, helpful dudes came up with a list of possible disguises:

6 new looks.

This one's a classic:

Detailed.

Neat. There may also be upcoming Mas Selamat films:

What can I say? This is what you call "苦中作乐(bitter middle make happy)".

“包”笑

Anna Ang Bei Bei(AABB)今天与我们说了个三则冷笑话。

问题1：叉烧包和馒头去看电影。叉烧包在看电影时哭了起来。为什么馒头倒没哭？

答案1：因为馒头没有”fillings“。。。


问题2：叉烧包和莲蓉包去看电影。叉烧包在看电影时哭了起来。莲蓉包却笑了起来。为什么？

答案2：因为他们有不同的“fillings”啊。。。


问题3：叉烧包和猪肉包去看电影。猪肉包在看电影时又笑，又哭。叉烧包却什么表情都没有，为什么？

答案3：因为叉烧包已经看了这部片三遍了!

*发抖*

The Graveyard Trip Part I

I could vividly recall at Raffles Hotel, there were always Sikh Guards guarding their entrance.



And I have always regarded Sikh Guards as a symbol of utmost royal prestige of the Martial Race. They deem alot of my respect, along with other members of the Martial Race.

But what I didn't know was that they were so easily available for hire.



Hm, gotta get one to guard my ancestral grave tomorrow.