Casual Friend 3

Hello readers, it's been long since I've last featured a friend on my blog. And today, I'm gonna introduce one friend of Mahorela to you.

Here, I present - Tun Kang.



Tun Kang says "Hi, readers~!"

Tun Kang is my new best friend. Although we haven't met for long but there's this instant initimacy between the both of us. Woohoo, don't get the wrong idea. It's just that whenever I'm suffering from heartaches, I'll call him up and cry over the phone. That's because I know my deepest thoughts and feelings are safe with him. He doens't judge me. At least, not in my presence or of my knowledge. At times, he also shares his deepest and darkest secrets with me. =) And I do thank him for trusting me.

Almost everyday, we hang out together. From early in the morning 9am, the first lecture, to the lunch break at 12pm, then the last tutorial at 4pm, until the bus jouney back home at 4.05pm, all the way through watching the last exciting 15 minutes of "意难忘" at some random void deck. To be exact, we spend almost 45 hours per week being together. Tun Kang is also so close to me that we both exchange links for porn sites.

Therefore, Tun Kang is a very special dude, just like you and me. But still, there's the amazing side of him which the outsiders don't know about.

He prefers hardcore gangbang and so do I.

Tun Kang likes to float in class.


























Nah, I'm kidding. He just practises Hatha Yoga once in a while. In the middle of a lecture.



Sometimes in the middle of tutorials, he also like to make his head disappear, magically.


























But poor Tun Kang also suffers from minor stroke and his face twitches real bad from it.



Oh, and did I mention that Tun Kang is a ladies' man?



万绿之中，一点红。。。

Most importantly, Tun Kang has joined Channel U's Hey Gorgeous!(校花校草追赶跑)!



So pretty please people, vote for this very... ehmm... well, just vote for him people! Tun Kang also said that if you vote for him, he's gonna reward you with a hug. And if you don't vote for him, he's gonna give you one big, deep and wet kiss.

All you have to do is log on to http://heygorgeous.mediacorptv.sg/hunks.htm(or just click this link) then, select "Ngee Ann Polytechnic" and access page 2 to cast a vote on "Tun jun kang". He's in the middle of the damn page, so you can't miss him.



Why the bloody hell are you still reading my blog for? Just go vote for him, please!

Happy 43rd Birthday Singapore!

Once again, it's that time of the year when people hang flags on their flats. Some will queue for days and nights just to get some tickets to get into some stadium for some performances. Others will be

Yes, it's Singapore's Birthday today and the subsequent years of today. Thus, I would like to compile a Top 10 list of "Thank you Sinapore for..." as my gift to the country.

Top 10 Thank-yous Singapore:

1.Thank you Singapore for the rising public transport fees.

2.Thank you Singapore for planning to shut down roads during the F1 season.

3.Thank you Singapore for protecting my innocence when you've decided to censor Lee Ang's "Lust, Caution" and give it a R21 rating.

4.Thank you Singapore for educating me on how to piss and shit properly in cubicles.


























5.Thank you Singapore for letting me participate in the "Great Human Hunt Game" when Mas Selamat escaped from prison.


























"I know he's among us..."

6.Thank you Singapore for telling me know how cool Chinese is and we should not date people who don't speak fluent Mandrain.



7.Thank you Singapore for setting up ERP gantries at places like Toa Payoh.



8.Than you Singapore for the rising oil prices.

9.Thank you Singapore for giving me great jokes to laugh about after somebody took his son's passport to go overseas.

10.Most of all, thank you Singapore for having 2008's birthday on a Saturday and thus, no extra public holiday for this year.

Happy 43rd Birthday Singapore!

Lag News Report

I know I'm kind of lagging behind, but not as laggy as those people who are still trying to catch him:

Nevertheless, people considered the failure to capture him was because there was a lack of possible disguises which he may take as cover. I mean, two disguises above were ain't enough for us to see through his tricks!

Thus, helpful dudes came up with a list of possible disguises:

6 new looks.

This one's a classic:

Detailed.

Neat. There may also be upcoming Mas Selamat films:

What can I say? This is what you call "苦中作乐(bitter middle make happy)".