2010 Recollection

As far as I could recall, the first half of 2010 was really uneventful. Whenever I tried to recall this half of the year, practically nothing much will surface to my head.

Only recollection was of a flashback which many people were singing to me under the balcony with the music of a Ukulele in the background, a cake, a lighter and alot of noise, more singings.

Thank you, my friends.

As for the next half of the year, what I could remember looked something like this:


If I tried thinking harder, they will look like these:





And that's exactly how I spent my 2010.

Good job.

Worst Decision 2010

Dear Mahorela

Like every other year, you've made both good and bad decisions, also, the really stupid decisions which are so stupid that they cannot be classified under either of the categories.

But I digressed, cause we're gonna talk about the bad decisions today. Or to be precise, the worst one I made this year.

The worst decision you've made this year is not, to pin your hopes on a one-sided love affiar.

The worst decision you've made this year is not, to enter a rebound relationship right after that failed one-sided love pursuit.

The worst decision you've made this year is also, not the night when you chose to hit Supper Club.

The worst decision you've made this year is to get an iPhone 4.



This palm-sized monster is nothing but trouble. And StarHub is NOT helping at all.

When I first got it, I went back home and synced it with my desktop. I tried to update it to the latest 4.2 firmware and the next thing that happened was this:





















iPhone 4 recovery mode.

So, I went back to StarHub the very next day. 2 hours queue, 1 hour of repair attempt, another 45 minutes of queue, repair attempt and "new" phone replacememt, it all happened accordingly and you do the math on how long did it took. During the "new" phone replacement, they had to replace me with 3 different "new" phones before they got it right.

That very moment, I know I'm screwed.

True indeed, exactly 5 days later when I synced it again, POOF! Back to recovery mode again!!!

Was there again yesterday, slight improvement, took 2.5 hours to get it all done. Only took them 1 "new" phone replacement.

But guess what today? Well, people, you don't even need to try. You should know. And I'm stuck with him for this monster for the next 2 years.


FML.

ps. Why is it a "new" phone you ask? Cause they ain't new at all, they are faulty old iPhones which people sent back to StarHub and StarHub sent them back to somewhere which in turn, that somewhere repair it and send it back as "new" iPhones to us.

Busiest Month Since June

Funtime with Google Map

‎1. Go to Google Maps.



2. Go to "Get Directions".



3. Type 'Taiwan' as the start location.



4. Type 'China' as the end location.



5. Click "Get Directions".





















6. Read STEP 24 of the directions.





Let's all drop by China one day via Taiwan.

November's Departure

Before you know it, November's coming to an end.



Before I know it, some people had already left.





















It's never pleasant to bid anyone farewell. But thanks to them, you know who are the ones that are willing to stay.





















Well, at least, for now.

3 Days MC

This is great, just great.

Of all time, now?

The MRT and Superpowers

Today, I took a train for the very first time since eons.



And it sucked.

It is NOT a good idea to take trains during peak hours. Trust me, it's a really really bad idea.



Yeah, that's why. And guess what's more?

















Fat asses, that's my problem.

There was this really fat, oily and sweaty bastard who somehow managed to squeeze his fat ass right into this sardined cabin despite knowing his mere existence would jeopardize the very lives of those who happen to stand near him.

And I was the very person that stood right next to him. He didn't like, stand standing. He stood with his right arm raised high, holding onto the ceiling and armpit right in my face with a 1mm distance.



Yeah, something like that. But at least, the woman in the picture had the option to turn her head away from the dark side of the force, but I had none. It was so bloody crammed that I could hardly move an inch. There came to a point which I could literally took no more of his black forest that I yelled "Do you mind?! I could hardly breathe here!"

The next thing he did was that he started squeezing his shoulders repeatedly. Then he proceeded to shrink to the size of an ant while realeasing two robotic arms from the back of his armor and activating his jet pack.

He turned into Ant Man.





















The only thing that actually happened in the above paragraph is the part which he "started squeezing his shoulders repeatedly". The way he does it make it seems like it's the ultimate solution to obesity and that he really had size-changing superpowers.

What the fcuk is wrong with ya, fatty?!

And also, what happened to that fine for overcrowded trains? Oh right, it was a hefty sum of SGD100 for a company that makes 42 million dollars in just first Quarter of 2009 alone, 0.00024% of that profit. That's so gonna make a difference.

Well then, can I too, suggest passing a bill about letting passengers "sparta" fat asses(who assume that they are slim enough or have superpowers to fit themselves into an already loaded train, endangering innocent lives) right outta the train into the pit of death.



It will probably work out alot better than the fine SMRT is issued.

This trip really reminds me of why I haven't been taking the train lately. SMRT is FML.